Collected Wisdom - Part 2

 More collected wisdom:

• Technical employees are often assigned to windowless offices.  Which makes them hostile and lacking in social skills.  Which is why they're assigned to windowless offices.  It's a vicious circle, really.

• There are only 4 non-douchey Halloween costumes for men: Robot. Pirate. Zombie. Cowboy. That's it.  However, combining all four into a Robotic Zombie Pirate Cowboy costume could be construed as douchey within certain social circles.

• On the subject of Halloween: Don't feel it's the one day of the year where you can get away with dressing provocatively.  You can tart it up any time you'd like.

• Any substance becomes palatable when slathered with enough BBQ sauce.

• Movies on average would be a lot better if people didn't buy tickets to shitty movies. 

• The problem with self-help books is that they are worthless to anybody who has a phobia of self-help books.

• The best way to get rid of a pushy salesman is to repeatedly ask whether the product in question is Y2K compliant.